We swear! From the Statesman today:
"The Austin Fire Department is looking for a man who allegedly set three fires inside a downtown condominium building being built at 603 Davis Street, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.
Charles Ellis Nelson, 36, was charged today with arson, a first-degree felony. If convicted, he could face up to life in prison."
You can read the full article (and the kind of weird details) here.